This song is from the album Professional Rapper(2015), released on 31 July 2015.
Scale: E Minor Time Signature: 4/4 Tempo: 135 Suggested Strumming: DU,DU,DU,DU c h o r d z o n e . o r g [INTRO] Em [VERSE] Hello, how can I help you? Hi, my name’s Dave Burd. I have an appointment today It’s probably under 'Lil Dicky,' actually. I’m a… I’m a rapper, so… Okay, and who are you here to see? Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here 'Snoop D-o-g-g' Oh, yeah. He’s right down the hall. First door to your right Give him a knock and he should be right with you Thanks. It’s uh, this door right here, right? Mm-hmm Thank you [VERSE: Lil Dicky & Snoop Dogg] Em Grab a seat Em Thanks, I’m Dave, very nice to meet Em Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg Em Let me just check your sheet Em No problem, sir, let me just say Em I’m a big fan of the shit that y’all make Em I can’t lie, I been thinking about this all day Em All good, there’s a reason that we called, Dave, Em Let me start with your background Em Where you come from? www.chordzone.org Em Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond Em Before that Em Oh, you talking 'bout my hometown? Em Yeah Em I was born out of Philly grew up in a Em Little silly old town called Cheltenham Em It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around Em So real shit you ain’t never had to struggle for much Em I wouldn’t say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap Em Elaborate Em Well I ain’t never had a tool, Em But I had to be the man at school Like I was doing shit I had to do Em So when I finished undergrad, I’m cool Em And I can get whatever job I wanted Em But the job you wanted wasn’t all that bumping Em Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming Em When you grow up like that Em When you been racing them rats, you ain’t been making them raps Em Boo-hoo what a hardship Em How you paid to get the rap shit started? Em Man, my Bar Mitzvah money Em But don’t diss me buddy, Em I wasn’t one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose Em I must’ve wanted this a lot, I had something to choose Em Ha, look at that, I can say there’s something to prove up in your ass Em Yeah, I guess Em That’s enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap? Em Oh my god, it’s the best Em Bitches let me draw up on their breasts Em Literally, I can reinvent myself Em I get a forum to project myself Em It’s never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself Em I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself Em It’s kinda healthy Em Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals Em Sure Em In a club and a couple niggas threaten you Em Uh, I wouldn’t do shit Em And I don’t even get what that got to do with this? Em Shut the fuck up, rap's like life Em If you wanna do this, Em Then you won’t get far acting like a little bitch www.chordzone.org Em Nah, that’s my niche! Em Don’t get offended by this, but that’s the market y’all missed Em That’s the target I’ll hit Em And that’s the heart of my pitch Em I wanna do this whole thing different Em What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different? Em Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know Em Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time Em But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right? Em Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know Em You don’t know if it could be working even better Em And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out Em I don’t mean any disrespect by that Em I’m just saying I have a different background Em Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant [VERSE: Lil Dicky & Snoop Dogg] Em So what are your biggest strengths? Em Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing Em For example, I can be like ain’t nobody fucking with Lil Dicky Em When he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous Em Ripping this shit like it’s never been did Em And the rhythm is never predictable Em Cause I can switch it, Em Deliver this shit in whatever cadence you bitches prefer Em All right, all right, I get it Em Top of that, lyrically I’m pretty damn clever (Go) Em Got a long bottom bitch, call the hoe Neville (Whoa) Em And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (Oh) Em You can say I’m pretty smart how I know better Em And y’all been winning like Pistorius, it’s no feat Em Bro, I can go on and on Em I’m taking over and they mad like father-in-laws Em OK enough of the punchline, Em That ain’t showing me you different than the other guys Em Well I don’t know if they can run it like that Em But ain’t nobody else doing funny type rap Em What’s that? Em Well I can tell a story about my morning Em Watching Boy Meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence Em Like the 14 year old Topanga Em Oh this shit like a joke to you? Em I don’t get it Em Nah it ain’t like that I just happen to be a nutty Em Abundantly funny type of individual Em Like, as a guy Em So when I get up on the mic I ain’t finna just lie Em Real recognize real, right? Em Yeah, I guess... so what you tryna do Em Five years from now, tell me 'bout the dude Em Well, I don’t care about the money Em Like, it’s the respect that I’m wanting Em Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats Em Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate Em I don’t wanna leave the game the same Em In a nutshell, what’s your legacy? Em Well, I wanna be the dude that came in Em And made the stand-up rap Em Put the random rap in demand like that Em For the people that was anti-rap Em Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that anti-rap Em Is ironically one of the real brands of rap left Em That shit sound pretty damn complex Em I guess, I wanna be the best Em I just wanna do it my way Em And turn the whole game sideways Em And show people you ain’t gotta be resigned to the highway Em You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight Em I ain’t mad at that Em Well thanks, man, that’s my plan of my attack Em Just let me in and I’ma rap the plaques Em And I ain’t about to win them back to back Em I’m 'bout to win them like it’s back to back to back to back to back Em Til I stop rapping Em You ain’t even sold a damn album yet Em True Em That’s a lot of talk from a wily vet Em Let alone a young rook nigga Em You misread me Em Nah this ain’t a book nigga Em Well that’s one of my flaws, I’m too competitive dawg Em No, you just fucking repetitive dawg Em I get it, you trying to be better than all, Em But you ain’t shit until cheddar's involved Em I get that I gotta prove myself Em No shit you ain’t done shit Em Think about that though Em Only doing this a couple of years Em One tape and I’m like this? Em This shit is aight for your first shit Em But you don’t know if it’s your worst shit Em You don’t think finding out would be worth it? Em It might be, it might not Em But I’ma put your ass to work, kid Em Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really? Em Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together Em What would you do for the hook for this song? Em You want me to make a hook up right now? Em Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself? Em All right, uh, okay Em Man do the hook! Em I’m 'bout to be professional Em Homie, I’m professional Em Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing? Em Nigga, that shit is garbage man Em Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it Em But I’m not good at thinking of things on the spot like that Em Don’t y’all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes? Em Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there Em Yeah, you know, I’m just way better when I get to think things through Em Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing Em Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt? Em Right now? Em Yeah Em Sure [Outro: Lil Dicky, Snoop Dogg & (Juanita)] Dope. Juanita, bring some weed in here, please. Thank you (You got it, Snoop. I’ll be right there.) Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft? Uh, I really don’t wanna be spoken to like that, so… Whatever. Thanks (Hey, I got y’all y’all weed.) Damn, that’s some great looking weed. It’s just so early (Can I get you guys anything else while I’m here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?) D-Did you just say head? (Yeah. You ain’t never got no head before?) I mean… Just feels like… A lot, right now (Ok.) But what kind of tea do you guys have? (We got mint, raspberry, Earl Grey, English Breakfast...) Actually, I’ll take head (I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head.)
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