DAX – Grinch Chords and Tabs for Guitar and Piano

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This single was released on 16 December 2020. The vocals are by Dax ,the music is produced by Dax , and the lyrics are written by Alex Nour,.
It is originally in the key of B Minor. You can change it to any key you want, using the Transpose option. The average tempo is 70 BPM. These chords are simple and easy to play on the guitar, ukulele or piano.
Vocals: Dax ,
Producer: Alex Nour,
Writer: Dax ,

 
Original Key: B Minor
Time Signature: 4/4
Tempo: 70
Suggested Strumming: DU,DU,DU,DU
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 [VERSE]
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 First off fuck Santa Claus, he ain't never done shit for a nigga like me
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 People been hating on me since I was like three
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 Just because I was different and my skin was light green
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 Hating and spreading rumors all over IG
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 IC them coming for everything that IB
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 Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth, my skin, 
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 my hair, and the fucking way that I speak
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 Was the night before Christmas, all through the house
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 I sat in my room alone with no spouse scrolling my phone
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 Comparing myself to people who don’t put no food in my mouth
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 Looking around jerking off to Bella Thornes OnlyFans account
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 While scheming the system and faking depression 
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 so I can gеt rich just to double my clout
 
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 I’m tired of Christmas, I don’t want a presеnt
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 Can’t wait for the future, I’m done the past
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 I’m fucking up Santa on sight if I see him, I’m punching his belly and kicking his ass
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 Rudolph can get it, that red on his nose a get put on his head if he’s talking that trash
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 Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen
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 And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance
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 Santa gon’ think I’m a psycho
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 I’m dunking these cookies like Michael
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 I’m fucking Ms. Claus then I’m posting the vid so your hoe, hoe, hoe is viral
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 Life is a vicious cycle, karma comes around and bites you
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 This for everybody who was mean and bullied me down in Whoville back in highschool
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 Listen
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 I’m not ugly it’s ACQUIRED TASTE
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 My hams greens with the eggs and steak
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 I max out on my dog, I’m scamming unemployment out in several states
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 I drive stick, I don’t need a sleigh
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 Need no hooks cause I’ve mastered bait
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 I’m so good even Santa plays this song on Christmas
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 I’m the Grinch
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 No hands when I’m taking a piss
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 No condom when I’m fucking ya bitch
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 In and out like the burger, I'm saucing the patty so buns on my dick a stick
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 I don’t need fire to heat to my crib, you dumb fuck, I’m already lit
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 And the only time you’ll ever rap better is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts
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 I wanna know if you're naughty or nice
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 I bet you pray on the downfall of others like me whenever you sleep at night
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 Fuck this society, everyone acts like they’re perfect while judging another’s life
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 You don’t qualify to judge on what is wrong from right
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 You're not God
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 Oh, my God
 
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 I’m bout to throw massive fit
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 A punch I don’t care if you’re a pacifist
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 I’ll pass this fist like a perfect Steve Nash pass assist
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 You straight ass, all you pass is gas
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 And if you do the math you’ll never be half of half what my active is
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 I’m captaning you cap that's a asterisks to say you should never try to be an activist
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 Let me explain my pain and why I’m going insane
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 And why ya negative energy’s penetrating my brain 
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 I gotta fettish for dead ish I’ll JJ Reddish ya face for speaking  
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 PLETHORIC RHETORIC on a veterans name
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 Don’t ever speak on my green unless its money I've made
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 And if you do it a g g gain I'ma k k k k k k k k kick in ya face
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 Then take my body builder body run and pick the pace 
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 back to my cave up the mountain where I’ll kick up legs
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 I know you’re sick of how I innovate
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 Santa has been jealous looking for ways to eliminate you can 
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 (S)UCK (T)HIS (D)ICK STD if you abbreviate deviate abracadabra 
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 you keep on talking you’ll disintegrate I’m dissing-the-great (dis-in-te-grate)
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 Chimney sliding milk cookie diving sleigh driving elf and high 
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 fiving jolly fat smiling guy that rides private without no license
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 G-R-I-N-C-H, I’m all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol
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 I’m depressed, that’s ok I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls
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 You can tell by my I eyeballs
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 I self loath so much I might call
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 Bm-800-got-junk and tell them I think I'm suicidal
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 And if they don’t pick up I’ll kill myself and then I'll go viral
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 Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter in next years new age Bible
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 Then get spiteful, look at Earth and see all of my haters 
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 living life so seek revival and kill them and all their friends on my arrival...
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 And once I arrive you should pray I decide not to come for your neck, 
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 do not be cordial and smile in face you’re a snake And I've heard all the lies that you’ve spread
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 Do not say sorry or act like you made a mistake 
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 and pretend that you want to be friends 'cause now it’s too late 
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 and the words that you’ve said are words that have driven me over the edge
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 Now I see red
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 Now I see bullets in unison traveling straight to your head
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 Now I see people in pain their emotions are withering hanging on just by a thread
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 You should of left me alone the unknown was the thrill 
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 you were searching for but now instead I’m lyrically 
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 piercing your flesh for that thrill and I’ll do it again and again and again
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 Look in the mirror, there is no reflection cause you’re getting sick
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 You hate on everyone you selfish narcissistic fucking prick
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 You’ve destroyed me with your words, I might just cut off both your lips
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 And then go trans and cut my shit if it means you’ll get off my dick
 
 [OUTRO]
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 Even the nicest people have their limits..
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 Play stupid games..
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 And win stupid prizes..
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 Merry Christmas

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