It is originally in the key of B Minor. You can change it to any key you want, using the Transpose option. The average tempo is 70 BPM. These chords are simple and easy to play on the guitar, ukulele or piano.
Original Key: B Minor Time Signature: 4/4 Tempo: 70 Suggested Strumming: DU,DU,DU,DU c h o r d z o n e . o r g [VERSE] Bm First off fuck Santa Claus, he ain't never done shit for a nigga like me Bm People been hating on me since I was like three Bm Just because I was different and my skin was light green Bm Hating and spreading rumors all over IG Bm IC them coming for everything that IB Bm Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth, my skin, Bm my hair, and the fucking way that I speak Bm Was the night before Christmas, all through the house Bm I sat in my room alone with no spouse scrolling my phone Bm Comparing myself to people who don’t put no food in my mouth Bm Looking around jerking off to Bella Thornes OnlyFans account Bm While scheming the system and faking depression Bm so I can gеt rich just to double my clout www.chordzone.org Bm I’m tired of Christmas, I don’t want a presеnt Bm Can’t wait for the future, I’m done the past Bm I’m fucking up Santa on sight if I see him, I’m punching his belly and kicking his ass Bm Rudolph can get it, that red on his nose a get put on his head if he’s talking that trash Bm Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen Bm And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance Bm Santa gon’ think I’m a psycho Bm I’m dunking these cookies like Michael Bm I’m fucking Ms. Claus then I’m posting the vid so your hoe, hoe, hoe is viral Bm Life is a vicious cycle, karma comes around and bites you Bm This for everybody who was mean and bullied me down in Whoville back in highschool Bm Listen Bm I’m not ugly it’s ACQUIRED TASTE Bm My hams greens with the eggs and steak Bm I max out on my dog, I’m scamming unemployment out in several states Bm I drive stick, I don’t need a sleigh Bm Need no hooks cause I’ve mastered bait Bm I’m so good even Santa plays this song on Christmas Bm I’m the Grinch Bm No hands when I’m taking a piss Bm No condom when I’m fucking ya bitch Bm In and out like the burger, I'm saucing the patty so buns on my dick a stick Bm I don’t need fire to heat to my crib, you dumb fuck, I’m already lit Bm And the only time you’ll ever rap better is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts Bm I wanna know if you're naughty or nice Bm I bet you pray on the downfall of others like me whenever you sleep at night Bm Fuck this society, everyone acts like they’re perfect while judging another’s life Bm You don’t qualify to judge on what is wrong from right Bm You're not God Bm Oh, my God www.chordzone.org Bm I’m bout to throw massive fit Bm A punch I don’t care if you’re a pacifist Bm I’ll pass this fist like a perfect Steve Nash pass assist Bm You straight ass, all you pass is gas Bm And if you do the math you’ll never be half of half what my active is Bm I’m captaning you cap that's a asterisks to say you should never try to be an activist Bm Let me explain my pain and why I’m going insane Bm And why ya negative energy’s penetrating my brain Bm I gotta fettish for dead ish I’ll JJ Reddish ya face for speaking Bm PLETHORIC RHETORIC on a veterans name Bm Don’t ever speak on my green unless its money I've made Bm And if you do it a g g gain I'ma k k k k k k k k kick in ya face Bm Then take my body builder body run and pick the pace Bm back to my cave up the mountain where I’ll kick up legs Bm I know you’re sick of how I innovate Bm Santa has been jealous looking for ways to eliminate you can Bm (S)UCK (T)HIS (D)ICK STD if you abbreviate deviate abracadabra Bm you keep on talking you’ll disintegrate I’m dissing-the-great (dis-in-te-grate) Bm Chimney sliding milk cookie diving sleigh driving elf and high Bm fiving jolly fat smiling guy that rides private without no license Bm G-R-I-N-C-H, I’m all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol Bm I’m depressed, that’s ok I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls Bm You can tell by my I eyeballs Bm I self loath so much I might call Bm Bm-800-got-junk and tell them I think I'm suicidal Bm And if they don’t pick up I’ll kill myself and then I'll go viral Bm Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter in next years new age Bible Bm Then get spiteful, look at Earth and see all of my haters Bm living life so seek revival and kill them and all their friends on my arrival... Bm And once I arrive you should pray I decide not to come for your neck, Bm do not be cordial and smile in face you’re a snake And I've heard all the lies that you’ve spread Bm Do not say sorry or act like you made a mistake Bm and pretend that you want to be friends 'cause now it’s too late Bm and the words that you’ve said are words that have driven me over the edge Bm Now I see red Bm Now I see bullets in unison traveling straight to your head Bm Now I see people in pain their emotions are withering hanging on just by a thread Bm You should of left me alone the unknown was the thrill Bm you were searching for but now instead I’m lyrically Bm piercing your flesh for that thrill and I’ll do it again and again and again Bm Look in the mirror, there is no reflection cause you’re getting sick Bm You hate on everyone you selfish narcissistic fucking prick Bm You’ve destroyed me with your words, I might just cut off both your lips Bm And then go trans and cut my shit if it means you’ll get off my dick [OUTRO] Bm Even the nicest people have their limits.. Bm Play stupid games.. Bm And win stupid prizes.. Bm Merry Christmas
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