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EMINEM – Tone Deaf Chords and Tabs for Guitar and Piano

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This song is from the album Music To Be Murdered By – Side B(2020), released on 18 December 2020. The vocals are by Eminem, the music is produced by Luis Resto , Eminem, and the lyrics are written by Luis Resto , Eminem,.
It is originally in the key of D Minor. You can change it to any key you want, using the Transpose option. The average tempo is 120 BPM. These chords are simple and easy to play on the guitar, ukulele or piano.
Vocals: Eminem,
Producer: Luis Resto , Eminem,
Writer: Luis Resto , Eminem,

 
Original Key: D Minor
Time Signature: 4/4
Tempo: 120
Suggested Strumming: DU,DU,DU,DU
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[INTRO]
 
 Dm
 Yeah, I'm sorry (Huh?)
 Dm
 What did you say?
 Dm
 Oh, I can't hear you
 Dm
 I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out (Out), yeah (I need autotune)
 Dm
 Yeah
 
 [VERSE ONE]
 Dm
 It's my alter ego's fault
 Dm
 These evil thoughts can be so dark
 Dm
 Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts
 Dm
 I eat, doze off to "Rico Suave" (Look it up)
 Dm
 Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel, a backpack full of Paxil
 Dm
 A black satchel, a knapsack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels
 Dm
 Girl, let's go back, back to my castle (Yeah)
 Dm
 I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra
 Dm
 But my dick's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (Stands for you, oh)
 Dm
 Wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)
 Dm
 All I know is Friday, I met you (What?)
 Dm
 Saturday, I'll probably forget you
 Dm
 Guess that's what the Molly and X do (What the fuck?)
 Dm
 'Cause who the fuck am I laying next to? (Huh)
 Dm
 But ever sincе D-Nice To Tha Rescue, Fila Frеsh Crew (Uh)
 Dm
 I been a lab rat (Yeah) from a test tube (Uh)
 Dm
 I'm goin' in like the red roof (Red Roof Inn)
 Dm
 You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks (Yeah)
 Dm
 Call it caught between a rock and a hard place
 Dm
 Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace
 Dm
 'Cause you're watchin' your heart race like you're Scarface
 Dm
 In a car chase with the cops or an arcade
 Dm
 Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race duckin' saw blades
 Dm
 At a stop and a start pace
 Dm
 What I'm tryin' to say is I'm drivin' 'em all crazy
 
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 [CHORUS]
 Dm
 I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah)
 
 [VERSE TWO]
 Dm
 I see the rap game, then attack the verses (Uh)
 Dm
 Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (Yeah)
 Dm
 Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (What?)
 Dm
 Pockets on stuffed like a taxidermist (Woo)
 Dm
 Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and her grandmother in a tan
 Dm
 Colored van pull up with a hand full of Xans
 Dm
 And a substantial amount of gan' just to ask what my
 Dm
 Grand plans for the night are (Yeah)
 Dm
 I said, "Sneak into the Sleep Inn for the weekend and pretend it's a five-star," yeah
 Dm
 I leap into the deep end of the pool
 Dm
 I can show you where the dives are (Get it?), ha
 Dm
 We don't even gotta drive far
 Dm
 I know this spot that is so live
 Dm
 But I'm tryna get some head first (What?), like a nosedive (Haha)
 Dm
 So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch
 Dm
 So when it comes to ass, bitch, I get behind like the Heimlich (Get behind, yeah)
 Dm
 Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides shit
 Dm
 Pushed her out, the side kick, 
 Dm
 then I flipped the lil' white bitch off like a light switch (Bitch)
 Dm
 It's okay not to like my shit
 Dm
 Everything's fine, drink your wine, bitch
 Dm
 And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, bitch (Rhyme, bitch)
 Dm
 But ask me will I stick to my guns (Guns) like adhesive tape? (Adhesive tape)
 Dm
 Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats to cheesecake and a decent steak? (Huh?)
 Dm
 You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?
 Dm
 I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Damn)
 Dm
 And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday
 Dm
 So save that shit for the damn library (Shh)
 Dm
 You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah)
 Dm
 Well, I am Piss Pissedofferson (Oh)
 Dm
 Paul's askin' for Christmas off again
 Dm
 I said, "No," then I spit this song for him
 Dm
 It goes
 
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 [CHORUS]
 Dm
 I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
 
 [VERSE THREE]
 Dm
 Bitch, I can make "orange" rhyme with "banana" (Yeah)
 Dm
 Oranana
 Dm
 Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas
 Dm
 At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma
 Dm
 But I'm more like a four-five with the grammar
 Dm
 'Bout to show you why your five favorite rappers can't touch this
 Dm
 But before I get the hammer
 Dm
 I should warn you, I'm Thor-like in this manner (Thor)
 Dm
 But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me or
 Dm
 I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me
 Dm
 I'd need to be a motherfuckin' pizzeria
 Dm
 But you ain't gettin' no cheese from me
 Dm
 I went from Little Caesars, BLTses, grilled cheeses
 Dm
 Bein' dirt poor to filthy rich, I'm still me, bitch
 Dm
 Like a realtor, that's real tea, bitch (Real talk)
 Dm
 Aftermath, bitch, whole camp's lit
 Dm
 We put out fire, Dre stamps it
 Dm
 With my cohorts, hit a bogart
 Dm
 Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"
 Dm
 Here comes Barshall with no holds barred
 Dm
 Bitch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blowhard
 Dm
 Like your old broad, she full of semen, like the coast guard
 Dm
 And life's been pretty good to me so far (Yeah), for the most part
 Dm
 Had a couple of run-ins with popo, caught
 Dm
 A couple assault charges, got a few priors like crowbars (Priors)
 Dm
 Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now
 Dm
 That -0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car (Woo)
 Dm
 I'll be an old fart, but you don't want no part, so, bitch, don't start (Don't start)
 Dm
 Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart
 Dm
 I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw
 Dm
 'Cause I'm out for the cabbage and I'm so raw
 Dm
 And if time is money, you have no clocks
 Dm
 And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' cold-cocked
 Dm
 My enemies, I'm a chimney, give me the smoke, opps
 Dm
 And R.I.P. to King Von, and it don't stop, and I know not
 Dm
 What the fuck you say? I told y'all, it ain't me, it's my alter ego's fault
 Dm
 But if y'all wanna cancel me, no prob
 Dm
 I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul (Woo)
 
 [CHORUS]
 Dm
 I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
 Dm
 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone-deaf)

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