TOM MACDONALD – Everybody Needs Me Piano & Guitar Chords

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This single was released on 23 August 2024.
This song is originally in the key of C Minor. You can change it to any key you want, using the Transpose option. The average tempo is 110 BPM. These chords are simple and easy to play on the guitar, ukulele or piano.
Vocals: Tom MacDonald,
Producer: Tom MacDonald,
Writer: Tom MacDonald,

 
Original Key: C Minor
Time Signature: 4/4
Tempo: 110
Suggested Strumming: DU,DU,DU,DU
c h o r d  z o n e . o r g
[INTRO]

[VERSE ONE]
 Cm
 I think the world's gone braindead, 
 Cm
 since when did everybody identify as they/them?
 Cm
 Cut off all their penis’s and trade them for some fake breasts
 Cm
 I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends
 Cm
 I just think it's weird that the world’s so offended
 Cm
 They tell us fat is beautiful while they taking Ozempic
 Cm
 They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic, 
 Cm
 and they really wanna win so they riggin' the elections
 Cm
 Everybody's offended by everything, 
 Cm
 every second and any time that I mention that men can never get pregnant
 Cm
 I get aggressively threatened by kids with 17 genders, 
 Cm
 who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson
 Cm
 And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers and hitting women on camera,
 Cm
 conviction ain't gonna happen hid the evidence 
  Cm
 instead of putting him in the slammer 
  Cm
 'cause he's too rich to be cancelled, 
  Cm
 we try to fill the prison cell with the president
 
 [PRE CHORUS]
 Cm
 Born in Canada
 Cm
 Moved to the USA, where you're probably a racist if you’re not gay
 
 www.chordzone.org
 
 [CHORUS]
 Cm
 All of my blacks, all of my whites
 Cm
 If you on the left, if you on the right
 Cm
 If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
 Cm
 They/them, he/she
 Cm
 Everybody needs me
 Cm
 All of my straights, all of my gays
 Cm
 All of my bis who swing both ways
 Cm
 If you got a weenie, ta tas, and peepees
 Cm
 They/them, he/she
 Cm
 Everybody needs ne
 
 [POST CHORUS]
 Cm
 Won de doctor (won de doctor)
 Cm
 Tell him save me ’mon (tell him save me 'mon)
 Cm
 Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
 Cm
 He a chi chi ’mon (he a chi chi 'mon)
 Cm
 ('Mon, 'mon)
 
 [VERSE TWO]
 Cm
 I think the world’s gone mad
 Cm
 Does Black lives still matter, or is trans the new black?
 Cm
 Everytime I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants, 
 Cm
 they havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab
 Cm
 It's weird, take a look at your history, you're yellin' "Free Palestine"
 Cm
 Look what happened when you freed Britney
 Cm
 You're children ain't gay, they've been watching too much Disney
 Cm
 Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me
 Cm
 Everybody's so triggered that I just keep gettin' bigger
 Cm
 They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said 
 Cm
 I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss, 
 Cm
 kiss the Epstein listies from existence
 Cm
 I don't wanna be nobody other than me
 Cm
 I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breath
 Cm
 Hollywood is a joke, and I'm exposin' the creeps
 Cm
 Like Ellen Page and a man if she's squattin' to pee
 
 [PRE CHORUS]
 Cm
 Born in Canada
 Cm
 Moved to the USA, where you're probably a racist if you're not gay (Hiyah)
 
 www.chordzone.org
 
 [CHORUS]
 Cm
 All of my blacks, all of my whites
 Cm
 If you on the left, if you on the right
 Cm
 If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
 Cm
 They/them, he/she
 Cm
 Everybody needs me
 Cm
 All of my straights, all of my gays
 Cm
 All of my bis who swing both ways
 Cm
 If you got a weenie, ta tas, and peepees
 Cm
 They/them, he/she
 Cm
 Everybody needs ne
 
 [BRIDGE]
 Cm
 Don't call me a WHITEBOY, I identify as black
 Cm
 My pronouns are the ones you didn't use so now I'm mad
 Cm
 My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack
 Cm
 I can't say the r word so, y'all are handicapped
 
 [CHORUS]
 Cm
 All of my blacks, all of my whites
 Cm
 If you on the left, if you on the right
 Cm
 If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
 Cm
 They/them, he/she
 Cm
 Everybody needs me
 Cm
 All of my straights, all of my gays
 Cm
 All of my bis who swing both ways
 Cm
 If you got a weenie, ta tas, and peepees
 Cm
 They/them, he/she
 Cm
 Everybody needs ne
 
 [POST CHORUS]
 Cm
 Won de doctor (won de doctor)
 Cm
 Tell him save me 'mon (tell him save me 'mon)
 Cm
 Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
 Cm
 He a chi chi 'mon (he a chi chi 'mon)
 Cm
 ('Mon, 'mon)

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