Requested By Emily F

Scale: A Minor
Time Signature: 4/4
Tempo: 176
Suggested Strumming: DU,DU,DU,DU

[INTRO] Am D F
[VERSE]
Am
Well imagine,
Am
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
        D
And I can't help but to hear,
                                  F
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" 
Am                       D
Says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
D
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame
             F
The poor groom's bride is a whore."

[CHORUS]
      Am
I'd chime in with a
G                             Dm                    Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
               F                      Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                 G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I'd chime in,
F                       Dm                            Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
                F                     Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
             Am
With a sense of...

[VERSE]
Am
Well in fact,
Am
Well I'll look at it this way,
Am                                   D
I mean technically our marriage is saved
                        F
Well this calls for a toast
 F
So, pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact,
Am
Well I'll look at it this way,
Am                                   D
I mean technically our marriage is saved
D
Well this calls for a toast,
     F
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

[INSTRUMENTAL] F G F G

[CHORUS]
      Am
I'd chime in with a
G                             Dm                    Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
               F                      Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                 G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I'd chime in,
F                       Dm                            Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
                F                     Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
             Am
With a sense of poise and rationality again.

[INSTRUMENTAL] F G Am F C F

[CHORUS]
      Am
I'd chime in with a
G                             Dm                    Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
               F                      Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
                 G
With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I'd chime in,
F                       Dm                            Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
                F                     Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
             Am
With a sense of poise and rationality again.

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